The Free Land of Dirtli is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 23 million Dirtlians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.

The Dirtlian economy, worth 1.03 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,908 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories". Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dirtli's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dirtli is ranked 252,298^th in the world and 689^th in Carcassonne for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 495.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.