The Second Republic of New Chili is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Dakota Scrivener with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.671 billion Chilians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago Del Nuevo. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion Nuevoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,094 Nuevoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and President Dakota Scrivener has more friends than ever before. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chili's national animal is the Mountain Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of New Chili.

New Chili is ranked 9,556^th in the world and 211^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.