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Highest Drug Use: 224thRudest Citizens: 356thHighest Crime Rates: 628th
The Potential of
Anarchy
It's amazing what they do with corrugation these days
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A Cardboard Box

Population4.934 billion

CapitalTree Fort
LeaderA boy and his tiger
FaithToboggan Philosophy

Currencyimagination
AnimalStuffed Tiger

The Potential of A Cardboard Box is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by A boy and his tiger with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.934 billion Transmogrifiers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Spirituality, International Aid, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tree Fort. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Transmogrifying economy, worth 650 trillion imaginations a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 131,831 imaginations, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 936,258 per year while the poor average 6,165, a ratio of 151 to 1.

Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, the diplomatic corps stinks, interest in globalism never flags, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. A Cardboard Box's national animal is the Stuffed Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toboggan Philosophy.

A Cardboard Box is ranked 291,135th in the world and 9th in The Carrot Patch for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -14.49 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Highest Drug Use: 224thRudest Citizens: 356thHighest Crime Rates: 628thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 910thMost Armed: 1,068thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,212thMost Extreme: 1,250thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,313thFattest Citizens: 1,339thMost Avoided: 1,489thMost Politically Free: 1,519thMost Pro-Market: 1,610thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,649thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,709thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,722ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,763rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,254thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,761stTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,263rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,906thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,986thMost Inclusive: 11,996thMost Cultured: 12,561stTop
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Nudest: 15,486thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,816thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,352ndHighest Food Quality: 22,472ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,301stLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,318th

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