The Allied States of Absol 12 is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Absol population. The hard-working population of 7.249 billion Absol 12ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15.4%.

The Absol 12ian economy, worth 357 trillion pokecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 49,364 pokecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, and some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absol 12's national animal is the Absol.

Absol 12 is ranked 67,702^nd in the world and 1,798^th in Suspicious for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,504.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.