The Federal Republic of Acadiana-Pontchartrain is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.099 billion Acadiana-Pontchartrainians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Le Nouveau-Lafayette. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Acadiana-Pontchartrainian economy, worth 192 trillion francs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,588 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

There are no more heroes any more, there's no such thing as bad publicity, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acadiana-Pontchartrain's national animal is the cow-eating brown pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Acadiana-Pontchartrain is ranked 16,800^th in the world and 1,048^th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,149.54 pounds of wildlife per square mile.