The Dictatorship of Agatisnan is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 210 million Americanos are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.6%.

The strong Americano economy, worth 14.2 trillion Dólars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 67,818 Dólars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agatisnan's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Agatisnan is ranked 95,232^nd in the world and 1^st in Yhnice for Safest, scoring 84.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.