The Free Land of Agouti Islands is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Warlord Chang with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.247 billion Agouti Islandsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Tigres Office. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Agouti Islandsian economy, worth 168 trillion Arizona Matchbooks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 74,995 Arizona Matchbooks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, birth rates have hit an all-time low, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Warlord Chang's questionably sane new coalition partners, and innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agouti Islands's national animal is the Agouti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Changnesia.

Agouti Islands is ranked 222,624^th in the world and 8,599^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.99 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.