The United Island States of AHSCA is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Marcella Villa with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and feral children. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 37.442 billion AHSCAians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Environment, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and International Aid are also considered important, while Education isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora Island. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient AHSCAian economy, worth a remarkable 6,112 trillion island credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 163,253 island credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and AHSCAian diplomacy is by the book. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AHSCA's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Madokamism.

AHSCA is ranked 22^nd in the world and 1^st in Greater Dienstad for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 12,933.7 on the Clooney Contribution Index.