The United States of Aisiarilav is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.189 billion Aisiarilavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The Aisiarilavian economy, worth 58.7 trillion Einilavs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 49,362 Einilavs, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aisiarilav's national animal is the Eirklav.

Aisiarilav is ranked 233,252^nd in the world and 8^th in Animal Nations Support Pact for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 703.8 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.