The Totally Awesome Country of Aki iki is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dakke Han with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.049 billion Akians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ank-An. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Akian economy, worth 373 trillion Oiks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 73,914 Oiks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passengers often cause a stink on public transport, local government operates tolls on every village road, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and young girls often attend the same schools as their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aki iki's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Aki iki is ranked 16,386^th in the world and 6^th in Kerbals of the North for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,166.93 pounds of wildlife per square mile.