The Democratic Republic of Alangoria is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.614 billion Alangorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Alangorian economy, worth 104 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,920 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, nose plugs are the latest Alangorian fashion accessory, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alangoria's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alangoria is ranked 25,620^th in the world and 24^th in New United Kingdom for Safest, scoring 111.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.