The Kingdom of Alassipi is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 880 million Alassipians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Alassipian economy, worth 41.5 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 47,209 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, every workday begins with group therapy, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alassipi's national animal is the Alissipian Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Alassipi is ranked 112,053^rd in the world and 3^rd in World War in 1800 for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,755.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.