The Pannonian Commonwealth of Alfoldia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Győző with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.251 billion Alföldiek are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fővárosa. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Alföldi economy, worth a remarkable 3,096 trillion koronas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,193 koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Alföldiek like vultures, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alfoldia's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is its national religion.

Alfoldia is ranked 8,616^th in the world and 20^th in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.97 law-abiding acts per hour.