The Dictatorship of Allebelamagts is a small, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 36 million Allebelamagtsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Allebelamagtsian economy, worth 1.01 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 28,158 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allebelamagts's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Allebelamagts is ranked 58,389^th in the world and 61^st in Kantrias for Safest, scoring 99.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.