The Holy Empire of Alolinthesea is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Archduke Korenek with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.958 billion Alolintheseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Absolute Territory. The average income tax rate is 50.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alolinthesean economy, worth a remarkable 3,795 trillion memes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 271,903 memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has been criticized for giving away Alolinthesea's territory to anyone who claims it, the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer, the media seems excessively interested in what Archduke Korenek is wearing this season, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime is totally unknown. Alolinthesea's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adonitology.

Alolinthesea is ranked 291,837^th in the world and 4,158^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -934.57 on the Scary Big Number Scale.