The Empire of Alsakah is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Citizen with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.09 billion Alsakans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Jorge. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alsakahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,418 trillion Alashes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,937 Alashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, Citizen's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and the Alsakahian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alsakah's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alsakah is ranked 280,242^nd in the world and 10,566^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.