The Democratic Republic of Alythya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caliph Alyth with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.518 billion Alythyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alythya City. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Alythyan economy, worth 81.7 trillion Card Alts of Kyldigard a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,796 Card Alts of Kyldigard, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, criminals are thrown to the Porpoises to repay their debt to society, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Alythyans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alythya's national animal is the Porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Alythya is ranked 258,901^st in the world and 7,894^th in Suspicious for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.