The Republic of America Bolivariana is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Juan Cortéz with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.608 billion Latino-Americanos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caracas. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Latino-Americano economy, worth 375 trillion Lanoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,958 Lanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. America Bolivariana's national animal is the Arara Azul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

America Bolivariana is ranked 259,351^st in the world and 3,632^nd in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -186.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.