The Constitutional Monarchy of Andcen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by König Joseph Reinhart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.53 billion Andcenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asfron. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andcenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion Daalders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,354 Daalders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the true length of the coastline of Andcen may never be measured, and what goes down must come up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andcen's national animal is the Königs Adler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Valkism.

Andcen is ranked 105,605^th in the world and 12^th in Hartfelden for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,941.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.