The Academy of Anon Zytose is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Anon Zytose with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 20.533 billion nodes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lab One. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Anozyte economy, worth an astonishing 12,705 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 618,789 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime is totally unknown. Anon Zytose's national animal is the program, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anon Zytose is ranked 4,234^th in the world and 3^rd in Autropolis for Safest, scoring 133.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.