Population | 1.322 billion |
Capital | Sunset City |
Leader | Imakangaroo |
Faith | Roo-igion |
Currency | Metal scraps |
Animal | Middle Finger |
The Rogue Nation of Aouna Polica is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imakangaroo with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.322 billion Aouna Policans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunset City. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Aouna Polican economy, worth 141 trillion Metal scraps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,299 Metal scraps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aouna Polica's national animal is the Middle Finger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roo-igion.
Aouna Polica is ranked 250,638th in the world and 86th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Primitive, scoring -153.54 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aouna Polica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Aouna Polica, pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion.
- : Following new legislation in Aouna Polica, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
- : Aouna Polica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Most Conservative, Most Patriotic, and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Aouna Polica lodged a message on the The Kingdom of Great Britain Regional Message Board.
- : Aouna Polica lodged a message on the The Kingdom of Great Britain Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Aouna Polica, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
- : Following new legislation in Aouna Polica, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
- : Following new legislation in Aouna Polica, the fattest folk in Aouna Polica look to be the happiest ones.
- : Following new legislation in Aouna Polica, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.