The Kingdom of Archipelago Of Karlarsk is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lúcio III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.193 billion Archipelago Of Karlarskians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lusonople. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Archipelago Of Karlarskian economy, worth 112 trillion Lusos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 93,973 Lusos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cat memes without alt text are now illegal, Lúcio III's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Lúcio III wears an armoured gauntlet, and blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Archipelago Of Karlarsk's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Archipelago Of Karlarsk is ranked 243,791^st in the world and 234^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Primitive, scoring -134.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.