The Cold Personification of Arcti-Chan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Arcti with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.677 billion Followers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hii. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Arcti-Chan Follower economy, worth a remarkable 2,557 trillion Municipal Antarctic Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 333,084 Municipal Antarctic Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arcti-Chan's national animal is the Weddell Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Arcti-Chan is ranked 292,832^nd in the world and 4,194^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1207.09 on the Scary Big Number Scale.