The People's Republic of Arstotzovo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lisa Blair with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.546 billion arstotzovares are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cravak. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient arstotzovar economy, worth 413 trillion Brogios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 116,591 Brogios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Socialism gives everyone a share of the economy's growing carbon footprint, the people's love for Lisa Blair is little more than self-preservation, vaccinations are mandatory, and flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arstotzovo's national animal is the Greyhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Arstotzovo is ranked 15,647^th in the world and 1^st in Arstotzovo for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,087.78 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.