The United Republic of Asereia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Isaac Adronov with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.414 billion Asereians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rocknograd. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asereian economy, worth 423 trillion Asereian Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,027 Asereian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, protests are legal but strictly supervised, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asereia's national animal is the Pomeranian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asereia is ranked 17,241^st in the world and 19^th in Cape of Good Hope for Safest, scoring 115.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.