The Merciful Harbinger of Astorian Ambis is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Archangel Ambis with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.165 billion Astorian Ambisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Radiant City. The average income tax rate is 27.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Astorian Ambisian economy, worth 53.2 trillion Loyalties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,644 Loyalties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, Archangel Ambis has more friends than ever before, and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Astorian Ambis's national animal is the The Black Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Enlightened Order.

Astorian Ambis is ranked 112,097^th in the world and 166^th in Astoria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.46 law-abiding acts per hour.