The In love with Palyzar of Audrea is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Audrey lll with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.71 billion Audreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Audrea City. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Audrean economy, worth 444 trillion Audrean Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,956 Audrean Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Binoculars sales are at an all-time high, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrea's national animal is the mighty She-cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Audrea is ranked 274,758^th in the world and 14^th in Vulture of War for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.81 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.