The Socialist Federation of Augustoritum is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Altriass with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.958 billion Augustoritumians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Limoges. The average income tax rate is 39.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Augustoritumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion Lion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 183,558 Lion francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Augustoritum's national animal is the Green Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fitérisme.

Augustoritum is ranked 284,246^th in the world and 10,865^th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.53 pounds of wildlife per square mile.