The Most Serene Free Republics of Auxorii is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Premier Joseph Rú with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 20.641 billion Auxor are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ballyrú. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auxor economy, worth a remarkable 2,944 trillion Auxor shillings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,664 Auxor shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth, tourists aren't the only ones that talk about coming back from a trip, and people unhook their phones at night to escape a never-ending barrage of phone calls. Crime is totally unknown. Auxorii's national animal is the barracuda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is monotheism.

Auxorii is ranked 5,383^rd in the world and 1^st in Libertatem for Nicest Citizens, with 46.14 average smiles per day.