The Civil Democratic Republic of Azimix is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Secretary General Patsy Nogh with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.063 billion Azimixians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oldm. The average income tax rate is 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Azimixian economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion Gahntomendes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 97,288 Gahntomendes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azimix's national animal is the albatross and its national religion is Vorchism.

Azimix is ranked 217,507^th in the world and 9^th in Aurelius for Safest, scoring 28.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.