The People's Republic of Bachireavi is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 40 million Bachireavians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Bachireavian economy, worth 685 billion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,140 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away, only adults may purchase violent video games, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bachireavi's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bachireavi is ranked 183,932^nd in the world and 158^th in Wintreath for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.47 kickbacks per hour.