Population | 3.95 billion |
Capital | Flambeauville |
Leader | Barnello King of Fire Kings |
Faith | Saint Jack Smith |
Currency | flame |
Animal | firebird |
The Burning Embers of Barnello is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Barnello King of Fire Kings with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.95 billion Barnelloans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Social Policy, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flambeauville. The average income tax rate is 33.9%.
The strong Barnelloan economy, worth 216 trillion flames a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,830 flames, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Cars are banned, the government is outsourcing itself, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, and Saint Jack Smith has been named as Barnello's national religion. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Barnello's national animal is the firebird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Saint Jack Smith.
Barnello is ranked 38,233rd in the world and 5th in Mordor for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,528.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Barnello's influence in Mordor rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Barnello's influence in Mordor rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Barnello's influence in Mordor rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Barnello's influence in Mordor rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Barnello relocated from The Rejected Realms to Mordor.
- : Barnello's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Barnello relocated from Serovski Mir 2022 to The Rejected Realms.
- : Barnello was ejected from Serovski Mir 2022 by The Nationalist republic of Skrakia.
- : Barnello's influence in Serovski Mir 2022 rose from "Instigator" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Barnello was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.