The Dictatorship of Bcllandia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.545 billion Bcllandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardosolandia. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bcllandian economy, worth 153 trillion Limas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,509 Limas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bcllandia's national animal is the Papagaio Verde Bclândes.

Bcllandia is ranked 54,517^th in the world and 2,178^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,029.27 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.