The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 15 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.991 billion Beans on Toast 15ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Beans on Toast 15ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,042 trillion Cards a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,134 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and citizens must pay to enjoy Beans on Toast 15's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 15's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beans on Toast 15 is ranked 104,842^nd in the world and 316^th in Memeland United for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,962.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.