The NYa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaaa nya of Hail to the Chief UwU is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nyaa nyaa with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.704 billion Hail to the Chief UwUians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyashington dc nya. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Hail to the Chief UwUian economy, worth 533 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,637 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visitors to Hail to the Chief UwU are microchipped and must be escorted by a Hail to the Chief UwUian soldier - even to the bathroom, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hail to the Chief UwU's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nyaism.

Hail to the Chief UwU is ranked 63,256^th in the world and 262^nd in Artificial Solar System for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 119.72 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.