The Commonwealth of Bespokoynyy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ralsei with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.811 billion Bespokoynyyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Town. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bespokoynyyian economy, worth 259 trillion Kromers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,285 Kromers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Castle Town's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bespokoynyy's national animal is the Swatchling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spamtonism.

Bespokoynyy is ranked 78,802^nd in the world and 38^th in Philippines for Most Beautiful Environments, with 597.58 pounds of wildlife per square mile.