The Freedom Fighters of Biker Mice is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Carbine with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.033 billion Bikers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Mouse economy, worth a remarkable 2,782 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 277,307 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, all recreational drugs are legal, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biker Mice's national animal is the mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.
Biker Mice is ranked 4,813th in the world and 1st in The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,353.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
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Biker Mice was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, all recreational drugs are legal.
- : Biker Mice was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, pedants defending Carbine observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
- : Biker Mice was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is.
