The War Machine of Borman Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Bhalk with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.768 billion Borman Imperials enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bormanian economy, worth an astonishing 11,669 trillion Denariis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 405,643 Denariis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,783,385 per year while the poor average 3,853, a ratio of 981 to 1.

The new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Midgets and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Borman Empire's national animal is the Midget, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bhalkanism.

Borman Empire is ranked 286,198^th in the world and 24^th in Gholgoth for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -39.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.