The Watchful Eyes of Bridgett is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bridgett Zeroe with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.951 billion Bridgett live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woven Depths. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bridgett economy, worth a remarkable 4,501 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 322,651 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bridgett's national animal is the angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

Bridgett is ranked 22,492^nd in the world and 47^th in Karma for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,196.9 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.