The Radiated Fortress Republic of British Free is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 8.371 billion British Freeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neltakakatus. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient British Freean economy, worth 359 trillion florinns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,944 florinns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fruit pickers with degrees in swamp psychology are a common sight, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, Leader is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Free's national animal is the swamp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Free is ranked 36,767^th in the world and 2^nd in The Potato Alliance for Safest, scoring 106.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.