The Constitutional Monarchy of British Imperialists is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 170 million Imperials are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The strong Imperial economy, worth 9.08 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 53,433 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and armed security details escort librarians to their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Imperialists's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

British Imperialists is ranked 142,527^th in the world and 30^th in The Fallout Wasteland for Most Primitive, scoring -49.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.