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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 295thLargest Black Market: 305thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 596th
The Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Na'Fatu will protect our union
Brother David
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Brotherhood for life

Population19.464 billion

CapitalGrasemarria
LeaderBrother David
FaithNa'Fatu vas chaos

CurrencyYellow rubbies
AnimalZombie army of Foxes

The Federation of Brotherhood for life is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Brother David with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.464 billion Empireians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grasemarria. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Empireian economy, worth a remarkable 7,307 trillion Yellow rubbieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 375,429 Yellow rubbieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, all music has been banned, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Zombie army of Foxes, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brotherhood for life's national animal is the Zombie army of Foxes, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Na'Fatu vas chaos.

Brotherhood for life is ranked 102,333rd in the world and 2nd in POLATION for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,722.78 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 295thLargest Black Market: 305thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 596thMost Advanced Public Transport: 644thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 787thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,154thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,290thHighest Average Incomes: 1,385thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,454thLargest Mining Sector: 1,506thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,673rdHighest Economic Output: 1,701stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,884thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,038thTop
5%
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,351stMost Patriotic: 3,373rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,392ndLargest Governments: 3,488thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,583rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,360thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,943rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,951stMost Devout: 6,587thMost Efficient Economies: 6,881stMost Authoritarian: 7,615thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,160thMost Conservative: 8,615thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,481stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,746thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,443rdTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,909thLargest Populations: 17,376thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,465thSmartest Citizens: 25,119thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,297th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Brotherhood for life was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Public Education and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Brotherhood for life was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood for life, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood for life, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Zombie army of Foxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood for life, all music has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood for life, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood for life, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood for life, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood for life, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood for life, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.

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