The United Kingdom of Callecia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Maria III with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.31 billion Callecians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisboa. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Callecian economy, worth 336 trillion Reais a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,978 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up. Crime is totally unknown. Callecia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Christianity.

Callecia is ranked 26,848^th in the world and 3^rd in Modorra for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,830 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.