The Republic of Camerooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooon is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Paul Biya with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.812 billion Camerooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yaoundé. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Camerooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooonian economy, worth 561 trillion Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,643 Francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,571 per year while the poor average 25,963, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, and the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Camerooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooon's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Camerooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooon is ranked 277,504^th in the world and 10^th in Force for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -8.95 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.