The Holy Empire of Canada Fried Chicken is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 736 million Canadians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The very strong Canada Fried Chickenian economy, worth 46.4 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,082 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,616 per year while the poor average 14,672, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Canada Fried Chicken's new capital, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, and Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Canada Fried Chicken's national animal is the Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Canada Fried Chicken is ranked 147,358^th in the world and 1^st in Kentucky Fried Chicken for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.45 kickbacks per hour.