The United States of Capital AL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.975 billion Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Administration are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.

The strong Capital ALian economy, worth 972 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 69,612 euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,288 per year while the poor average 15,931, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, it is said that a Capital ALian woman's work is never done, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, and the well-to-do in The Democratic Republic are never on time for important appointments. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Capital AL's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capital AL is ranked 251,403^rd in the world and 40^th in The Democratic Republic for Most Beautiful Environments, with 221.11 pounds of wildlife per square mile.