The Democratic Republic of Capybarlend is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Mike Patterson with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.548 billion Capybarianas enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Break-city. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Capybarian economy, worth 212 trillion Capybarmoneys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,391 Capybarmoneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, tourists call Capybarian beach towns "the fine coastline", children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, and doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality. Crime is totally unknown. Capybarlend's national animal is the Capybara, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular state.

Capybarlend is ranked 30,635^th in the world and 1,663^rd in Osiris for Safest, scoring 108.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.