The Nomadic Peoples of Cardmania90015 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.021 billion Cardmania90015ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90015ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,152 trillion 422s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,341 422s, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, the nation is now proudly cholera-free, and cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90015's national animal is the 42, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90015 is ranked 264,689^th in the world and 129^th in Lily for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.