Caribbean Community of the Antilles
Population | 32 million |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | Trogon bird |
The Colony of Caribbean Community of the Antilles is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 32 million Karaibs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 10.7%.
The Karaibskiy economy, worth 1.79 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,014 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caribbean Community of the Antilles's national animal is the Trogon bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Caribbean Community of the Antilles is ranked 62,968th in the world and 6th in U I N for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,702.78 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Caribbean Community of the Antilles's influence in U I N fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Caribbean Community of the Antilles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use, Most Rebellious Youth, and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Caribbean Community of the Antilles's influence in U I N fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
- : Following new legislation in Caribbean Community of the Antilles, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party.
- : Following new legislation in Caribbean Community of the Antilles, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
- : Following new legislation in Caribbean Community of the Antilles, prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate.
- : Following new legislation in Caribbean Community of the Antilles, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
- : Following new legislation in Caribbean Community of the Antilles, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds.
- : Following new legislation in Caribbean Community of the Antilles, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
- : Following new legislation in Caribbean Community of the Antilles, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.