The Federal Republic of Cartoonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Jimmy Kudo with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 14.812 billion Cartoonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallagher. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cartoonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,238 trillion Toonisuas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,637 Toonisuas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, President Jimmy Kudo has been nicknamed 'Robomop', sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cartoonia's national animal is the Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Toontholosism.

Cartoonia is ranked 48,046^th in the world and 32^nd in Greater Dienstad for Safest, scoring 103.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.